BRAPPTISM
(Noun)
/brap-tiz-em/
How to get Brapptized:
Find a willing friend.
Have them collect a little exhaust soot from the inside of their tailpipe.
Using their finger, have them draw a bold “B” on your forehead.
Congrats! You’ve officially been BRAPPTIZED.
WHAT DOES IT SIGNIFY?
Brapptism is a symbol of friendship, laughter and the shared understanding that life is better when it’s a little ridiculous.
Don’t forget to upload a photo and hashtag #BRAPPTIZED!
It means you’ve enbraced the spirit of Brappalachia:
You don’t mind getting a little dirty.
You appreciate good people more than perfect motorcycles.
You believe the best stories usually start with, “Watch this…”
No membership card.
No secret handshake.
Just one soot-covered forehead and a memory you may have to explain later.
Unlike traiditional baptisms, a Brapptism won’t wash away your sins. It’ll probably just make your forehead dirty.